
May 31, 2010
One of the diets on the market right now and one which others have claimed actually works is the hgh diet. The diet itself is based off of daily HGH injections and a very specific diet in which only a few calories can be eaten per day. Now, I’ve heard a lot of this diet from my neighbors who claim that it does work, however are there potential health risk to be concerned about?
While risks are still being assessed some medical professionals feel that it can promote cancer growth and put individuals at risks for other diseases such as high blood pressure, carpal tunnel, joint pain and insulin resistance. Despite the fact that none of these have been researched enough to determine they are caused by the HGH diet, is losing the weight really worth it? In my eyes, no. I have never been a fan of short cuts with dieting and think the best, safest way to go about losing weight (minus those who obviously have medical reasons for not having the capability to do so) is to do so through a proper diet and exercise. There’s just no telling what possible health risks can be associated with the diet fads on the market or what complications could ensue in the future.

May 31, 2010
I’ve been in school for a year now and I have to say that I just wish it was over. Sure, it’s weird when I take a break and I feel like I have stuff due because I’m so used to it, but at the same time I miss not having to worry about any of that stuff. Sadly, I still have 3 more years to go and I can only hope that it fails by quickly, though I’m not holding my breath.
In any event, the one great benefit about going to school online is that I don’t have to worry about purchasing books or sell textbooks that I no longer need. I don’t know how many people I have met who constantly complain about how expensive their books are and that they were only able to sell them back for a lot less than what they paid. I don’t know about anyone else but that would drive me nuts. Regardless though to each their own and while I enjoy not having to worry about paying for textbooks or worrying about trying to re-sell them, others can enjoy their spring and summer break which is something that I don’t ever have.
Hmm, maybe I am the one with the short end of the stick after all.

May 30, 2010
Last night was fucking amazing. I say this, but I don’t think you understand the amazingness of it– hell I don’t. Course I’m pretty sure our new member Naco thinks we’re insane and probably wants nothing to do with us, but besides that point it was FUCKING AMAZING. Yes, it deserved the capitalization. And to be honest I don’t even know if that really does it justice. For those who are wondering what in the fuck I’m talking about, I own and run a generalized message board called Ecstasy. Yesterday was our night o’ debauchery and you can bet there was a lot of it– kind of hard not to do when there’s webcams and booze involved. I think that The Axis of Awesome sums it up pretty nicely for us:
I picked up a lady, went back to my place
We took her clothes off, my clothes off
Now we are naked, my life is great
I turned the lights off, I noticed
Yeah….
She has a penis.
Whoa, whoa, whoa what? What did you… what? What would you say that for? Why would you say those awful words?
I couldn’t think of a rhyme? You couldn’t think of a rhyme? Yeah, for your sex is on fire?
Yeah maybe, she had a vagina?
She didn’t have a vagina, she had a penis.
So if you missed it (you suck, but that’s another story entirely), here’s a breakdown of the festivities:
•Penises (sort of)
•Angel’s boobs
•Mika’s boobs
•Blowjobs
•Sex toys
•Pepsi kicks Coke’s ass
•10 fingers
•Jenn boobs (that was the encore)
•Rum is now known as WoW
•That’s what she said
•She has a penis
So the moral of this tale ladies and gents? Don’t fucking miss our drunken webcam chats because they’re kickass and we can guarantee someone is going to flash you.*
*So what if that someone is namely me?

May 28, 2010
I have been inspired, thanks to the awesomeness that is Crissy to clone Robby’s cock-a-saurus1. It should be an interesting activity but my husband is cooler then yours and is up for the challenge. Hey, the awesome meter does not lie!
So, right now I’m trying to figure out the best way to go about it, giving all the issues that people have had– namely the molding solution getting too firm before the cock can be inserted. I think it’s going to be a HUGE (get it, HUGE
) test of our wills to get this done correctly the first time (see: I’m cheap and do not want to spend $18 on a refill kit) so I need a battle plan.
The first suggestion was to make sure that everything was laid out and ready to go and once the cock is hard and erect to mix the mold solution instead of doing it prior and then working to get the cock hard– but what if the cock doesn’t stay hard while I mix? What then? Do I quickly attempt a blowjob while mixing the solution or should I just wear something skimpy and provocative that shows my boobs to ensure that the cock doesn’t lose direction and stays focused? Should I bounce while I stir so my boobs are jiggling to keep his attention? Should I play porn and let him fondle himself while I stir? Or should I attempt to stir and have faith that his cock will do fine on it’s own?
Too many fucking things to consider. Christ, this is going to be a lot harder then I thought2.
1. Stole this from the awesomeness that is Crissy.
2. See: what have I gotten myself into?

May 28, 2010
One of the biggest issues I have when it comes to health is that I’m not exactly getting all of the nutrition that I need, especially the vitamins that we’re supposed to take. The same goes for Robby. For the past few weeks I have been taking prenatal vitamins because Robby and I are trying to get pregnant so my concern is not as high as it once was. That lessened concerned though has heightened for Robby who still isn’t receiving all the vitamins that he should be.
So on that note, I’m currently looking for the best multivitamin for him. I’m not sure what others are taking, but recommendations would be great. We need to be more health conscious, especially since he’s not entirely happy with his body image and needs to work on losing some weight. I think if we start slowly and work our way up to good nutritional health it’ll be easier for him to adjust and even focus more on losing weight. So what vitamins are you currently taking? What are your thoughts about them? Did you take something prior and switch if so what was it and why did you switch? HALP!

May 28, 2010
Contrary to what some people might think (that live on the West) Arizona does get cold during the winter. In fact it gets excruciatingly cold (stfu East Coasters, I’m not talking about you). As a result when Robby and I first moved into our house he really wanted to get an outdoor fireplace as means to provide heat while he was outside, especially when he was using the grill. Sadly, we’re not rich so an outdoor fireplace was out of the question (unless of course someone wants to donate their life savings to us) and we had to look at different alternatives.
As a result we decided to settled on a $50 fire pit from WalMart. Sure, it’s not a fireplace, and while it may not be the greatest thing in the world, it does what it needs to do which is provide heat which is especially important when the dogs are outside because they don’t have really thick fur. I’d like to say that eventually we’ll end up investing in one and putting one in the back, but I’m realistic. Paris Hilton is never going to give me that 2 million that I want need, so I guess we’ll just make do with what we have. No one said I had to be happy about it though!