Ecstasy`s Night of Moonlight O` Debauchery

May 30, 2010

Last night was fucking amazing. I say this, but I don’t think you understand the amazingness of it– hell I don’t. Course I’m pretty sure our new member Naco thinks we’re insane and probably wants nothing to do with us, but besides that point it was FUCKING AMAZING. Yes, it deserved the capitalization. And to be honest I don’t even know if that really does it justice. For those who are wondering what in the fuck I’m talking about, I own and run a generalized message board called Ecstasy. Yesterday was our night o’ debauchery and you can bet there was a lot of it– kind of hard not to do when there’s webcams and booze involved. I think that The Axis of Awesome sums it up pretty nicely for us:

I picked up a lady, went back to my place
We took her clothes off, my clothes off
Now we are naked, my life is great
I turned the lights off, I noticed
Yeah….
She has a penis.
Whoa, whoa, whoa what? What did you… what? What would you say that for? Why would you say those awful words?
I couldn’t think of a rhyme? You couldn’t think of a rhyme? Yeah, for your sex is on fire?
Yeah maybe, she had a vagina?
She didn’t have a vagina, she had a penis.

So if you missed it (you suck, but that’s another story entirely), here’s a breakdown of the festivities:

•Penises (sort of)
•Angel’s boobs
•Mika’s boobs
•Blowjobs
•Sex toys
•Pepsi kicks Coke’s ass
•10 fingers
•Jenn boobs (that was the encore)
•Rum is now known as WoW
•That’s what she said
•She has a penis

So the moral of this tale ladies and gents? Don’t fucking miss our drunken webcam chats because they’re kickass and we can guarantee someone is going to flash you.*

*So what if that someone is namely me?