My Happily Ever After

Jul 9, 2010

It’s been quite some time since I did a meme and I have actually missed it, so I figured hey, why not? Plus on top of that I really do adore the questions for this week’s Friday 5 and as a result I just had to give my two cents– but come on, who didn’t see that coming? After all, it is me and you all know (it’s okay you can admit) miss reading about how absolutely riveting I am (okay so what if that’s just in my own little world). In any event, today I present you with my happily ever after… or at least one version of it.

1. In the fairy tale of your life, who is the knight in shining armor?
2. In the fairy tale of your life, who is the evil villain?
3. In the fairy tale of your life, who is the loyal, comedic sidekick?
4. In the fairy tale of your life, what comes right after “Once upon a time…?”
5. In the fairy tale of your life, who is the fairy godmother?

1. Robby of course! Now, I wouldn’t necessarily say knight in shining armor– more like knight in shining whatever given that he is an oof, but he’s my oof and I love him even more for that.

2. Okay so it’s not really a villain, okay well it’s my villain but it’s not a person and even if you think it doesn’t count, when I tell you what it is, you’ll say it does! Okay ready? My evil villain is bills. Yup that’s right. The pesky mortgage, car payment and utilities that I am forced to pay each month.

3. My loyal, comedic sidekick is none other than my whoremonger Jennfur, because I mean come on, who wouldn’t laugh at someone who manages to trip over their own feet going down the stairs and ends up breaking their tail bone? Yup, I laughed too.

4. Oh this is probably beyond hilarious, because hello I’m not exactly conventional, but if I had to choose I’d probably say Once upon a time there lived a very misguided Princess– well at least that’s what her parents believed….

5. My fairy godmother? I get one of those? Neat! Wow, let me think on that one… I think it boils down to two people, if I’m honest. My mother-in-law who I love dearly though she does have the tendency to drive me crazy at times and Danika who always manages to be that voice of rationality in my head, especially when I’m thinking about doing something crazy, which let’s face it is about 99.9% of the time.