[Sex Toy Review] Clone-A-Willy

Oct 5, 2010

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When Eden Fantasys presented me with the opportunity to review the Clone-A-Willy kit, I was ecstatic. Though I have to admit that my excitement paled in comparison to Robby’s. We had always wanted to try the kit and were overjoyed when we were presented the opportunity.

After receiving the kit, the first thing we did was read and study the instructions. Realizing the complexity of the task at hand, we decided that it was best to do a little research and stumbled upon Crissy’s attempt to clone her husband’s willy, which proved unsuccessful the first time around. Paranoid that we would end up making the same mistakes, we decided to purchase an immersion blender as they suggested and also made a point to use a mixing apparatus that was easily pourable. Despite all of these additional precautions, we found that we ended up in the exact same boat as Crissy and Ken—very, very disappointed.

The first thing we noticed about the instructions was the importance of timing. Timing is so important that the Clone-A-Willy manufacturers made a point to reiterate it several times. However, there seemed to be a flaw in their warnings because despite the special care we took to ensure we were well under the timing requirements, the mold solution still ended up solidifying before Robby successfully inserted his penis.

The instructions state that you have precisely two minutes to mix the mold, pour the mold into the plastic container provided, and then stick your penis in the container. Using the immersion blender we were well under two minutes and still ended up with solution that was to solid for insertion. The instructions state to get as much of the mold as you can into the container when you’re pouring the solution in, which we figured ended up being our demise. That “extra” time resulted in just enough time to allow the solution to solidify.

Despite the fact that we were unsuccessful in our attempt, we still had a lot of fun with it. It’s definitely a great couples project and one we definitely recommend. We do plan on purchasing more molding solution and giving it another go, now that we have a much more reasonable chance at success.

So stayed tuned for an update on our sex toy adventures with the Clone-A-Willy kit; it’s bound to be exciting if not at the very least comical.

$45.99Clone-a-willy glow in the dark kit Molding kit by Empire Labs Material: Rubber Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

If you decide to try the Clone-A-Willy kit, some tips to consider:

• Once you’ve finished mixing the mold and have poured the solution into the plastic tube, do not hesitate. Stick your penis inside immediately to avoid solidification.
• You do not want to do this alone. Make sure you have another set of hands to help.
• Ladies, to keep your man erect- assuming you do not have the recommended penis pump/cock ring- blow him as he is mixing.
• Be prepared to mess up the first time and anticipate having to purchase more mold powder which you can get from the Clone-A-Willy website: http://www.cloneawilly.com
• And finally, good luck!