Step 1: Battle Plan (or lack thereof)

May 28, 2010

I have been inspired, thanks to the awesomeness that is Crissy to clone Robby’s cock-a-saurus¹. It should be an interesting activity but my husband is cooler then yours and is up for the challenge. Hey, the awesome meter does not lie!

So, right now I’m trying to figure out the best way to go about it, giving all the issues that people have had– namely the molding solution getting too firm before the cock can be inserted. I think it’s going to be a HUGE (get it, HUGE ) test of our wills to get this done correctly the first time (see: I’m cheap and do not want to spend $18 on a refill kit) so I need a battle plan.

The first suggestion was to make sure that everything was laid out and ready to go and once the cock is hard and erect to mix the mold solution instead of doing it prior and then working to get the cock hard– but what if the cock doesn’t stay hard while I mix? What then? Do I quickly attempt a blowjob while mixing the solution or should I just wear something skimpy and provocative that shows my boobs to ensure that the cock doesn’t lose direction and stays focused? Should I bounce while I stir so my boobs are jiggling to keep his attention? Should I play porn and let him fondle himself while I stir? Or should I attempt to stir and have faith that his cock will do fine on it’s own?

Too many fucking things to consider. Christ, this is going to be a lot harder then I thought².

1. Stole this from the awesomeness that is Crissy.
2. See: what have I gotten myself into?

TMI Tuesday

May 18, 2010

So this was originally supposed to be a video blog, but I was too lazy to do anything with my hair/make up today, so you get a post. Deal with it. And even though the owner of TMI Tuesday doesn’t really update anymore, I still love the concept so I just picked one of the memes posted. I should really consider starting my own TMI Tuesday– you know I’d have some kick ass questions to ask.

1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a “best” commando story?
2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much?
3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is you are giving? Equally ewwwww?
4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?
5. Morning sex: “Oh hell yes!”, “Well if I have, too.” or “Just get in the shower and go to work.”

1. Sexy, definitely. It’s such a turn on for me when I find out Robby’s not wearing any underwear. Seriously, that’s like a rip off his shirt moment right there.

2. Yes. Especially when I just want Robby inside me.

3. Both, lol. I love to give and get. 69 FFTW*!

4. The first one just gets me going, lol. Did I mention that I love sex?

5. Hell yes! Especially when I’m woken up because of it. I know I’m odd and like to be woken up for sex, told you I love it.

*for the fucking win

Wait a minute, I am supposed to be the vivacious, ferocious one. Hmph!

Apr 26, 2010

So Robby’s new found sleep apnea machine or Darth Vader mask as he likes to call it as done wonders for his energy level. When I say wonders, I mean wonders. His sex drive has increased tremendously which is great except I’ve been pretty exhausted the past few days and as a result haven’t really been in the mood. Now I don’t rebuff his advances because let’s face it, me, turn down sex? Pfft. However, he can tell I haven’t been so into it and I have to just reassure him it’s because I’ve been so tired of late. I just hope it passes because I’d like to start really enjoying making love to my husband.

Today was a pretty productive day. I gave myself what I thought was a treat and slept in for an hour and a half, only to discover that was the worse idea ever because I felt like shit for it. So I’m pretty much never planning on doing that again, lol, I hated the way I felt. I felt sluggish and groggy and did not want to move. I forgot how much I hated that feeling and I definitely do not want to go through that again. So from now on I’ll stick to my previous schedule, lol.

I’ve added some nifty features to the blog, which I’m sure you all noticed upon arriving. I think it’s a great way to be interactive with my visitors, not that I get a lot, but still– I liked the premise of the plugin. In addition, I have also created a fanpage on Facebook for the site, so feel free to join! I doubt I’ll get many fans, but it’s there nevertheless. I figure it’s a good way to get the blog out there and hopefully attract more visitors.

So earlier today I was talking to Danika about hosting a giveaway– my first giveway, but I have no idea what to giveaway. Suggestions would be wonderful! Also if you say a giftcard please be kind enough to suggest where you want a giftcard to, otherwise I’ll be stuck trying to figure out what giftcard people would find the most beneficial.

Last, though certainly not least, TQB has it’s first hostee! Please welcome, JeniLynn! She’s completely new to the blogging scene so please be sure to shower her with lots of love and make her feel welcome. Well, considering that it’s eleven o’clock, I’m way past my bedtime so I think I’ll catch up on some sleep. Hopefully, I’ll feel a little more energetic tomorrow. G’nite!

EDIT

Only because I don’t think this deserves it’s own blog entry, lol. I’ve added a Facebook like button to the bottom of each posts and in addition have changed the concept of emo vote in hopes to improve my writing style. If a blog intrigues you, please select “intriguing”, if it was just okay and you’re pretty apathetic, please select “sokies”, and if it was crap don’t be afraid to say “needs work” and hopefully comment as to what you wanted out of that particular entry. Hopefully this will led to blogs that are not only interesting for everyone but also interactive!

Darwinism: It Should Be Allowed in Severe Cases

Apr 16, 2010

Yeah, my cats are just as bad as my dogs, if not worse, since they like to chase each other over the furniture. Ignore my little outbursts of saying hi to them, lol. It’s habit. =]

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On a side note, you’re now able to do video comments so feel free to as I would love them!

1. I actually did make Robby bacon and eggs this morning. I do know how to make other things but we were out of eggs yesterday!
2. Blinds are going to run us 700ish dollars =( — does anyone want to donate to Angel’s broke, but needs blinds fund?

20 Things You Did Not Know About Angel

Mar 25, 2010

I was actually inspired to do something like this by Cole‘s post and wanted to do something similar. So the following list is twenty things you don’t know about me. Enjoy.

1. I do not like brownies, chocolate cake, or chocolate ice cream.
2. I would never bungee jump, but I would skydive.
3. I have been in love a total of 3 times.
4. Prior to meeting Robby, I only had one serious relationship.
5. While I appreciate and enjoy romantic gestures (flowers, etc), I don’t expect them or find them necessary.
6. In the midst of planning my wedding, I decided the stress wasn’t worth it and spontaneously decided on a courthouse ceremony.
7. I typically go through the day eating only one solid meal, because I snack the rest of the time.
8. I have very sensitive taste buds; I can taste what most cannot.
9. I was nearly raped as a child; the girl next door saved me by looking for her playmate.
10. I have a half brother whom I’ve never met.
11. I didn’t start using tampons until after I lost my virginity.
12. I wasn’t aware of how large my chest was for my body type until my senior year of high school; though others had pointed it out before.
13. I attempted suicide when I was 18 years old. My little sister saved me.
14. Growing up, I used to be terrified of going to hell; now I don’t believe in it.
15. I was self conscious about my height until I was a junior in high school.
16. One of my greatest fears is losing a sister.
17. I often put my well being behind those that I love.
18. I want to adopt a pre-teen child because everyone should have a place to belong.
19. I believe in full disclosure and intend on raising my kids under that belief. Robby feels the same.
20. I didn’t start drinking until I was nineteen years of age.

What are twenty things about you that your readers don’t know?

Animals: While They Cannot Tell Us How They Feel Doth Not Mean They Suffer Any Less Than We Do.

Mar 4, 2010

I decided to switch back to the @Reply plugin as it seems those who commented where in favor of the @Reply and those in favor of the nested didn’t say a word in its defense, lol. I am still slowly getting the hang of CSS, though I think part of my problem is my creative juices have been sucked dry so it’s hard for me to think of how I want something styled and I just get frustrated and want to quit. On top of that it’s been pushed to the back burner until I finish my class. 2 more weeks left and I am free. On the upside my freak out on my previous post about turning in the wrong assignment, proved to be unnecessary as I still managed to keep my high C despite having posted it in the wrong format. In addition, Robby has been helping me a lot to make sure I pass and as long as I do well on this week’s assignments, I don’t think I will be as concerned about my final. Even still, I’m not done holding my breath until the case is over and I receive my final grade.

The other night when Robby and I were having sex, I actually put some effort into it and was so tired afterward. Thinking about it I realized just how lazy I had gotten with sex, lol. Before I would do things that would exhaust me and give him a break, for instance we’d do reverse cowgirl, but now I find I tend to favor positions where I have to do as little work as possible (doggie style, cowgirl, etc) and he’s responsible for doing all the thrusting. Now when I think about it that’s not far to him so I am going to try and make more of a conscious effort to spread the work equally. Wow, did I really just refer to sex as work? Lol. But in all seriousness, it really is unfair to me to expect him to do all the hard labor (so to speak) while I get a free walk in the part. Thinking on your sex life (especially for those in long term relationships), are there habits that you’ve picked up over the years which have changed the way you have sex?

I am finally getting back into the internet swing and bringing Ecstasy back up to where it used to be. I will admit that the past few months I have let the boards way to the wayside and if it wasn’t for Rochelle and her vigilance in keeping the boards running, I’d probably be on the verge of closing it (again, lol). I am grateful though that we have a great group of gals and guys that continue to visit each day and make it our little getaway from the stresses of real life. It’s nice to have a place I can run to whenever I just need to rant, vent or bitch about things going on in my life. It’s a relief to have that; it really is.

The work front, is slowly getting better. I say slowly because I’m still pretty angry about the whole hours thing. I did manage to recoup 6 of my lost hours so rather than working 21.5 hours a week, I am up to 27.5 hours and am usually able to pick up some shifts at night as chat coach. It’s still not even though because ideally I want to be at 40 hours, however the job search hasn’t produced any great results. It’s funny that whenever I’m not looking for a job, they’re everywhere to be found and yet when I am, I don’t even get a nibble. It’s so frustrating and there are days when I just want to pull my hair out. I hope, that the universe is just telling me I have to be patient and then something will come along that will work, but I’m a pessimist at heart, so that outlook never really suited me, lol.

I am also glad that I have such an amazing supervisor who stands up for me though. When I left for the my trip to San Diego, I had sent an e-mail saying I would cut my hours (I figured I could jump and all), well I received on e-mail on Monday, February 15th, saying these were my new hours and they were effective today. I ignored it as I had already made arrangements with her that I would not be in town and had my shifts covered and she approved my request to have my new shift begin Feb 22. Turns out she didn’t bother confirming this and when my sup tried to put in my request for my shifts to be changed she was advised they couldn’t approve it because those weren’t my hours. She had me forward the e-mail that said I could start my new schedule on the 22nd and told me told that the same girl who said I could wait to start my schedule, had told her she never said any such thing. WTF?! Seriously. Obviously she stood up for me and said that I would never do something like that and put the ticket on hold as they were attempting to code me as no call, no show– which meant I would have lost my job. So glad I have her on my side, lol.

Last weekend, Robby and I became the proud owners of two cute ferrets named Gucci and Jeezy, though I’ve taken to referring to them as Nibbler (Robby calls him Grouchy) and Cuddler. They are the sweetest things ever and we are so fortunate to have found them. Especially given the crap we had to go through with a crappy owner on Craigslist. We received an e-mail from someone who actually loves and cares about her pets, after I posted the following about crappy owner guy…

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